NBC: A Texas mom was found naked and eating ice cream at a drug store after having crashed her car into a bus and abandoned her three kids at the scene, according to police.
Stephanie Dillard had been driving with the children in Houston when she collided with a bus
After the accident Dillard walked to a
nearby CVS and allegedly began taking off her clothes as she ate ice
cream. Investigators said she fought their efforts to
arrest her.
I know it's only June, but I am ready to ring the bell on Mom of the year. What the local news has completely failed to do is link the accident to the ice cream. It's pretty clear that this woman wanted ice cream so she loaded the kids in the Dodge Caravan and headed to the store. Then, because she's a woman, she somehow didn't see the large vehicle also on the road and gave it a little love tap. Now her car doesn't work, however she still wants her ice cream so she decides to walk to the store. On her way to the store, the hot Texas sun gets to her and she removes her clothes to cool off. When the police arrived she resisted arrest because last time she thought she had done nothing wrong. Last time she checked it was perfectly legal to eat ice cream to cool off on a hot summer day.
P.S. You gotta love how the media uses the word allegedly before everything now. The woman "allegedly took her clothes off". Unless her clothes flew off in the accident I'm pretty damn sure she took them off.
