CBS TAMPA: Orange City police say a man tried to kill his wife by holding her head in a dog bowl full of water after they fought over pizza.
Police arrested Richard Watson, 47, after they received a violent disturbance report in an apartment. According to the police report, Debra Watson started watching the “12-12-12” benefit concert while her husband was in another room and he joined her after his show was over.
The two then got into a fight about the frozen pizza that was cooked after Richard Watson complained the crust was “raw” and flung his dinner plate on the floor. Debra Watson also threw her plate on the floor in response.
Did anyone even hesitate to think this happened in Florida. I don't know what's in the water there but clearly they need more lithium. If you didn't laugh out loud reading that news story you might wanna get checked for a pulse. The only downside to the article is how much information it's missing. A perfect example of the lazy journalism prevalent in the main stream media. If I'm on this story there is no way I'm going to accept raw microwave pizza crust as the cause for this. Before you freak out I'm not downplaying the atrocity that is raw microwave pizza but that's not enough to make you want to drown your wife in the dog bowl. The bathtub maybe but a dog bowl? Something else has got to be in play for a guy to not even want to take the time to fill up the tub to drown his wife.
I have no clue what preexisting condition would be present for that kind of urgency to exist but I hope I never get to that point in a relationship. Then again if I'm 47 and I'm still eating frozen pizza I'd probably be on edge too.
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