Friday, August 26, 2011

Can You Smell It?!

Well its almost that time of year again. Kids are pissed off about school starting, high school double sessions, mother and fathers finally ready to send there kids off to school so they can get some afternoon delight without the kids being around and most importantly college fuckin' football. College football may be the greatest thing in the entire world rivaling internet porn. There is just something about it, waking up on a saturday mornign fresh off a hangover and the tatse of vommit in your mouth, pour yourself a bowl of lucky charms and put the tube on to see Lee Corso making and ass out of himself or Lou Holtz slurring his words like the jerryatric fuck he is. (but seriously hes old and im worried about it) College ball is not like the pros, a bunch of assholes holding out camp and what not so they can make a extra couple mil a year. There kids 18 - 22ish that just are there to play football, not attend classes, seriosuly fuck classes. There just playing ball to get to the show.

As many of you know there has been much controvesery this offseason. Starting with the shit eater Cam Newton and his agent drama, Jim Kelly in Oregon, The Buckeyes Breakdown losing Jim Tressel and Terrell Pryor, and the latest with THE U and LSU Beatdown. Look all this shit happens with the agents and buying kids shit. This has been going on for years and all of sudden its a huge fuckin problem. People gotta Relax and just let nature happen. Just cause you get rid of Terrell Pryor doesnt mean that a kid that plays for any other team in the country isnt going to accept ot sell gift for some cash. Kids will be kills and so will athletes with egos. If theres one thing that people should be fixing is the god forsaken awful BCS bowlshit. I cant even get into how awful it is. Make a playoff system for christ sake....oh wait will that cost money? Thats right the BCS brings in money and thats why itll never go anytime soon. So are the people behind the BCS ju
st as bad as the kids accepting escalades and hookers and blow and yachts and selling shit for tatts. Yes they are, the only difference is that the kids who do this shit arent professionsals like the people making decisions. So at the end of the day you cant blame the kids playing the game.

All in all ya college football may be corrupt, but that doesnt mean im not going to get a hard on when i watch the Fighting Irish on a
Saturday night take it into overtime and play "Hail to the Victor when they win. I like it, i love it, i want to watch college football all year long.

-Das Boot


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