Monday, February 20, 2012
Teacher In Hot Water After Febreezing Smelly Kid
CBC: An elementary school teacher in Newfoundland, Canada has reportedly been put on paid leave as district officials investigate a claim she sprayed a student with an odor eliminator to mask his fishy-smelling lunch. Patti Rideout told CBC News she was “very hurt and very angry” after learning the teacher of her 10-year-old son, Christian Roberts, had put him in the hallway then sprayed him with Febreze last week. Other kids at Twillingate Island Elementary School had teased him over the fried capelin meal she’d made him, she said.
Round of applause for this woman. I don't care if you're in graduate school or preschool there's always going to be that smelly fucker in your class that you want nothing to do with. I know this article says it was the kids lunch but no way that's not the scapegoat for this kid's lack of good hygiene. I'll never forget in second grade there was this kid that reeked of piss and what made it even worse is that he sat in front of the fan for the last 2 months of school when it was 99 degrees in the class room. So not only was it hotter than the hinges of Hell but the entire room just reeked of piss. I would have paid my teacher to febreeze that kid or at least move him to the back of the room.
That being said I give this woman a A for effort but and F on execution. Great idea to febreeze the smelly kid but the kids in elementary school you're telling me you couldn't come up with a more subtle way to do it? Jesus I can think of ten ways to do it off the top of my head. How about you tell everyone it's time for desk cleanup and spray febreeze on everyones desk and tell them it's cleaner, then when you get the smelly kid just "accidentally" give him a more direct spray. Jesus, they're in elementary school half the kids can't even whip their own asses never mind know the difference between windex and febreeze.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment