Bloomberg: The Pentagon’s Missile Defense Agency warned its employees and contractors last week to stop using their government computers to surf the Internet for pornographic sites, according to the agency’s executive director. In a one-page memo, Executive Director John James Jr. wrote that in recent months government employees and contractors were detected “engaging in inappropriate use of the MDA network.”
If somehow one out of the handful of countries that is capable of launching a ballistic missile at a major US city does so and it successfully hits its target, know that millions of peopled died because some geek was watching a chick take a dump on some dudes chest. Those government computers have to have the fastest internet connection possible. It would surprise me if they didn't download speeds of several gigabytes per second. With connections like that you probably run out of normal porn to watch in like a week. I'm not even mad at these guys. Think about it. When was the last time a nation launched a missile at the United States? Exactly. Now don't get me wrong some sort of missile defense system should exist, but it's pretty easy to see that America is the paranoid dude with the tinfoil hat when you compare our military spending to the rest of the worlds. As long as the guys are taking shifts masturbating and at least one dude is watching the monitor at all time I'm cool with it. It'd be a sin to have those kinds of internet connections and not watch a little porn.
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