Okay, so today I was on the elliptical at the gym watching the olympics trying to figure out how to make women's basketball more competitive with men's basketball. After I got went through all the typical misogynistic things like playing naked, making every arena look like a giant kitchen, etc. I was struck with a brilliant idea. A "don't ask don't tell" policy should be put into effect when it comes to performance enhancing drugs/trannys.
I don't think I'm alone in saying that I have no interest in watching a 67-61 layup-fest also known as women's basketball. Imagine if the broke NBA starts of yesteryear like Antoine Walker and Vin Baker could use what little cash they have left on a nice weave and some estrogen. Who wouldn't pay to see Walker Shimmy down the court in a sports bra? On top of that you got women roided out of their mind and it's no longer the number one play on the four letter network when a 6' 8" woman musters up the strength for a 5 inch vertical leap necessary for a dunk.
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