All These People Refusing To Play A Concert For The Boy Scouts Confuse Me.

   
     So recently there has been a lot of coverage by the media on performers like Carly Ray Jepsen and Train publicly declining to preform for the Boy Scouts.  Now as a disclaimer to this whole blog, I don't care who you fuck and I don't care who marry as long as its not a little boy/girl age infant to 17.  Also, while I don't agree with the Boy Scout's policy I don't think what they're doing is illegal.  Shitty? Sure but illegal? Absolutely not.
     Has anyone ever been upset because they got kicked out of the boy scouts for being a fairy? First off I don't know too many kids that are openly gay/ even know what gay is that are of age to be in the boy scouts.  Isn't this just a homophobic fear towards the troop leaders?  I figured everyone signed up for Boy Scouts for a year went on a crappy camping trip, built a car out of a block of wood, and sold   shitty popcorn then got out.  If you didn't get diddled by an old guy or explore your developing body with a peer it was considered a win.  When I was growing up Boy Scots was something you did until you figured out sports.  Once you could play little league baseball and in-town baskeball who the hell wants to go in the woods and sleep on the grond? (Future serial killers and pedophiles that's who).

     I don't understand why self-righteous Carley Ray Blowjob is above playing a gig for the Boy Scouts.  So you don't agree with their politics who cares? You have one good song that is already borderline irrelevant and a video online of you giving a really crappy blow job on the Internet.  I got news sweetie, pretty soon no one is going be calling you to do a concert so you need to make all the money you can now.  Who know's maybe you'll make another hit but you certainly won't be blowing you're way to the top.
     Why is this even a news story? We get it you don't want to get work for them but there's no need to announce it to the world that you aren't playing.  Maybe I'm just a dick, but if I was in this situation I would take the money and run.  Then when it comes time to preform you just rub the homophobia in their face. Come out just rocking head to toe glitter everything.  You could have some kind of phallic shaped object that all your back up daners and shit are throwing around and just pissing them off.  While that last sentence might make me seem homophobic, but if Carley Rae Blumpkin did that and the boy scouts freaked no one would be calling her a homophobe.