AP: A transient has been arrested after police say he skinned and ate a cat while camping inside a Phoenix warehouse and music venue. Police found 24-year-old Russell Christopher Hofstad inside with his face painted and the cat's tail and intestines around his neck. Hofstad told police he killed the cat because he was hungry. He also said he was going to use its skeleton as party decorations.
Before I say anything about this story let me start off with a comment on the pussification of America. Are you telling me that we've been so obsessed with political correctness in this country we can't even call a hobo a fucking hobo? The dude fucking skinned a cat and wore its guts as a necklace but its too offensive to call him what he really is? Hell, you cant even call him a fucking homeless man you gotta call him a fucking transient. What's next they're just going to have to call him a male because transient is offensive since he doesn't know that it is a word in the english language and it makes him feel like an idot. I don't understand why no one is allowed to feel stupid or lacking in any way to anyone else. All men might be created equal but the equality then changes based on what you make of yourself.
Okay, rant over time to move onto the meat of a story. This guy is wearing cat intestines like Mardi Gras beads and no one is talking about it. Wanna know why? Because it wasn't a dog. Don't get me wrong what this guy did was horrible but no one really gives a shit because it was cat and lets face it cats kinda suck once they're done being kittens.
I hope this guy doesn't get too long of a jail sentence I'm looking forward to his dinner party where he uses the skeleton as a center piece. Unless I show up and he has a white poodle named Precious. If that's the case I'm running away as fast as I can.
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