Chick Offers BJ For McNuggets and is Promptly Arrested

Burbank Leader:  A Los Angeles woman was arrested after she offered sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets, Burbank police said.  Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles reportedly opened customers’ car doors in the drive-thru of McDonald’s on the 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, asking for free chicken McNuggets in exchange for sexual favors, Officer Joshua Kendrick said.  A man told police Baseer approached him but he refused the offer. Baseer was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of prostitution.


   The weirdest thing about this story is that it doesn't mention her getting shot down at other restaurants.  There's no chance in hell  Mcdonalds was the first place she went to get food right? I mean I've never been to California so I'm not sure what the selection is for food but if you were gonna offer blow jobs for food wouldn't you start with steak dinner at the Capital Grill and work your way down from there? No way you go right to mystery meat Chicken McNuggets?  How is it even legal to call something chicken when it contains no chicken?  The only rational I can come up with for this lady is that it was 11 p.m. on a Wednesday so maybe McDonalds was the only place that was open. Even then out of the entire menu you go with the dollar McNuggets? At least spring for the Chicken Selects.  


PS: I know technically refuse is a totally legitimate word  choice when saying the guy turned down the blow job, but the connotations of refuse make it sound like the chick was tugging on his zipper while simultaneously ramming a giant dildo into his ass cheek and he shoved her away while telling her to fuck off. 


PPS: Since when did the main stream media become too high class to say blow job? If anything just saying "sexual favors" is worse because now I'm imagining all the crazy shit that only exists on the internet.