Smoking Gun: Most recently, Leaphart was arrested in February after approaching a female shopper at a Walmart in South Carolina and asking if he could kiss and smell her feet. Leaphart is pictured in the mug shot at right. After asking the teen if her toenails were painted, Leaphart said, ‘I know this sounds crazy, but have you ever heard of America’s Funniest Home Videos?’ When the unemployed woman said she had heard of the show, the man relied that he would pay for her purchases (up to $100) if she agreed to cooperate with a “prank.” The teen then reluctantly agreed to Leaphart’s request to take a picture of her foot. “I know this is crazy,” Leaphart then said, “but can I kiss your foot?” Cops reported that the victim agreed “under the impression it was a TV prank.”
Ok so lying about the AFV thing probably wasn't the best idea but it's not like the dude bit her toe off or anything. He didn't even get a chance to follow through on his end of the deal. If he sucked her toe and just ran off then throw him away. You can't just go away making false promises sucking peoples toes and shit and not following through.
The real reason I can't be mad at this guy is because I have been to Walmart in South Carolina. There's not enough money in the world to get me to suck on anyones toes. I suppose since it was in Columbia there's a chance it was a dumb slut from USC, but I'm not trying to get an STD and to be honest feet are probably the least sexy part of the human anatomy.
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