CBS Tampa:The Broward County Sheriff’s Office told WPTV that a 17-year-old boy was found early Sunday morning lying in the street in Oakland Park. The station reports that the naked teen was “rolling on the ground” and yelling “bad drugs” and “take me.” Authorities believe he was hit by a car and was taken to North Broward Medical Center. The unidentified teenager sustained a collapsed lung, fractured left ankle and broken left collarbone, according to WPTV.
Is there anything worse than a kid that can't handle his shit? Now it sounds like this kid was into way more hardcore stuff than I am but that doesn't excuse the behavior. The unfortunate part of this story isn't that the dude got seriously hurt, its that he is too fucked up to remember how it happened. The best part about getting a little loose and conversational is looking back on all the crazy antics of the night sometime in the future. While it might be fun for your friends to shit on you and tell you what you did its much easier to look good when your're the one telling the story. Its pretty hard to double the number of drinks you had and exaggerate how tall the fence you jumped over was when your buddy is telling the story.
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